leaf me alone

pizza: graffeti: i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to...

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:17:34 -0700

graffeti:

i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you

ohhh so that’s why no one ever talks to me!

futurefutures: Appropriate response to cat calls.

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:45:34 -0700

futurefutures:

Appropriate response to cat calls.

"It’s said it takes seven years to grow completely new skin cells. To think, this year I will..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:44:18 -0700

“It’s said it takes seven years
to grow completely new skin cells.

To think, this year I will grow
into a body you never will

have touched.”

- (via shortdelay)

zirconn: a haiku: this weight on my chestcannot ever be liftedoh wait it’s just boobs

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:36:11 -0700

zirconn:

a haiku:

this weight on my chest
cannot ever be lifted
oh wait it’s just boobs

saltunderthesea: hotanimegirl: did this broccoli just flip me...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:33:37 -0700

saltunderthesea:

hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?

Oh my god

michaelaranda: This sunset don’t need no stinking filters.

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:33:18 -0700

michaelaranda:

This sunset don’t need no stinking filters.

scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:33:13 -0700

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

drunktrophywife: if you don’t think i’m cute that’s your problem not mine

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:30:22 -0700

drunktrophywife:

if you don’t think i’m cute that’s your problem not mine

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:56:42 -0700

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:29:30 -0700

“We’ve been friends since we were 13.” “What’s the most fun...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:27:04 -0700

“We’ve been friends since we were 13.”

“What’s the most fun you’ve ever had together?”

“Oh, we don’t know…”

“Well, what’s the hardest you’ve ever laughed together?”

“Now you listen here! I want you to write down these questions you’re asking us, pull them out when you’re 85 years old, and see if you can answer them yourself!”

2wentysixletters: Typewriter Series #33

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:26:27 -0700

2wentysixletters:

Typewriter Series #33

blingostarr: shroomyloomyland: That awkward moment when you...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:24:12 -0700

blingostarr:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

That awkward moment when you’re Carlton. (look that shit up)

jakewyattriot: Test Number Two. Stay tuned. Next week she...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:23:58 -0700

jakewyattriot:

Test Number Two. Stay tuned. Next week she uses the sword.

For those of you who missed it: Test Number One.

-Jake

my dinner

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:23:37 -0700

my dinner

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:22:07 -0700

juicyjacqulyn: captain-america-steve: ...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:09:21 -0700

juicyjacqulyn:

captain-america-steve:

OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!

WRONG!

THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.

YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!

DON’T CLICK IT.

CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.

CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.

CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.

I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.

Video

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:09:10 -0700

thewritingfortress:

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:02:23 -0700

thewritingfortress:

suicideblonde: Fan Bing Bing at the Cannes Film Festival...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:56:38 -0700

suicideblonde:

Fan Bing Bing at the Cannes Film Festival premiere of Jeune & Jolie, May 16th